Links
- Current Clan Members
- Photo Album (New)
- SOCOM Zone
- SOCOMClans.net
- Smurf Characters 101
- Smurf Character ID Guide
- Meet the Smurfs (by Peyo)
- Yet Another Smurf Guide
- Google News
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You are at the website of SOCOM II clan "The Smurfs." We were originally the FWB (Fort Walton Beach) clan, with the tag BMF (Bad Mother...). Some of us are also part of the CTK (Contract Killers) clan, although that clan isn't very active right now. This page is for clan news, upcoming wars, war results, etc. etc. Use the Current Members link to check us out. The other links to the right are just for choosing a Smurf name for yourself if you want to join the clan.
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Okay, so Pimpkill is a stupid name. We'll call it...Flanking? Pimpkill came from a late night playing a respawn with two teenage idiots. After hearing "pimpkill on this guy," "time for a pimpkill," and "pimpkill! oh yeah!" about three hundred times, my mind wandered and started getting creative with it, perhaps to save itself from any additional damage by listening to those guys.
Saturday, February 21, 2004
NEW STRATEGY
I have a new clan strategy called Pimpkill. When someone calls for a Pimpkill, they also call out a teammate's name (if possible) and the location. The person calling the Pimpkill will attack that location from the left side, and the person they're telling to help them will attack that location from the right side. Anyone else that isn't currently getting shot at will come to that location too, from behind if possible. I'll give an example: Let's say we're playing Crossroads and I'm a terrorist going to the left and I see that there's at least one seal behind the dumpster at the end of the far right hall. I also see that Vanity Smurf is near me. I say, "Vanity, Pimpkill on this far left dumpster." I continue down the left side of that hall toward the dumpster, Vanity continues down the right side of that hall, maybe someone else up the stairs to our left comes down from behind, and we rip his ass up. Anyone who is able to but does not participate in the Pimpkill will be ridiculed mercilessly for the remainder of the game.
I have a new clan strategy called Pimpkill. When someone calls for a Pimpkill, they also call out a teammate's name (if possible) and the location. The person calling the Pimpkill will attack that location from the left side, and the person they're telling to help them will attack that location from the right side. Anyone else that isn't currently getting shot at will come to that location too, from behind if possible. I'll give an example: Let's say we're playing Crossroads and I'm a terrorist going to the left and I see that there's at least one seal behind the dumpster at the end of the far right hall. I also see that Vanity Smurf is near me. I say, "Vanity, Pimpkill on this far left dumpster." I continue down the left side of that hall toward the dumpster, Vanity continues down the right side of that hall, maybe someone else up the stairs to our left comes down from behind, and we rip his ass up. Anyone who is able to but does not participate in the Pimpkill will be ridiculed mercilessly for the remainder of the game.
